Pathetic and Poetic
'Pathetic and Poetic' is a weekly comedy poetry podcast that steps into the sometimes artistic, sometimes insane, but never boring minds of Natalie Schaffer and Cory Sutter. Each week they decide on a new theme and write original poetry while discussing life as artists, what inspires them, and the terrifying and hilarious world of being in your twenties.Come laugh and write with them every Monday...probabaly.
Episodes
62 episodes
Episode 62 - I Have a Fat Neck
Pack your bags! Why? Because Natalie is! THATS WHY! This is Pathetic and Poetic and we’re going an a journey filled with travel, togetherness, eviction, and spite! This week, Cory and Natalie write spite poems. Spite along with us!
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Episode 62
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Episode 61 - Minutia Minuscha
Come here poetic bubalas. Gather round your pathetic grand-poets as well tell you the tails of getting paid in pennies and the difference between a sperm whale and a beluga. This week, Natalie and Cory will reread old poems and edit them for...
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Episode 60 - Batman & Robin & Emo Boy
Holy emotions, Batman! It’s time for another episode of Pathetic and Poetic. POW! Right in the podcast!This week, The Notorious Natalie and her grammar fighting partner, CoryAnder fight off iguanas, astrology, and life goal...
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Episode 59 - Tepid Jalapeño Poppers
Why won’t anyone date us? Seriously, why won’t they. Please tell us why? We need to know. WE NEED TO KNOW. Will you date us? This is Pathetic and Poetic, where we always open the door for you and never stand you up. This week, Nat and Cory w...
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Episode 58 - HelloImDyingGoodnight
So, makeup doesn't expire and women aren't funny. And please join us for more blatant lies on another episode of PATHETIC AND POETIC! On this episode, Nat and Cory write poems about “the funniest story ever told,'' while Natalie fights with ...
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Episode 57 - Experimental Helmet Baby
Hello everybody and welcome back to Season 3 of Pathetic and Poetic. I am bio copywriter Cory and I just want to say hi. I don’t know if you all are reading this but I like writing them. If you are reading these, please DM Natalie just “🧶.” ...
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Episode 56 - BDSM BNB
WELCOME BACK to SEASON 3 of P&P!!!! Nat and Cory are so happy to be back writing, laughing, and talking about utter nonsense. This week Natalie learns the unsettling truth about Cory’s past as a mediocre track and field star. They talk a...
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Episode 55 - Frit-TA-TA
Welcome to the end of Season 2 of Pathetic and Poetic. We might be taking a break, but that doesn't mean we still don't have fun. Natalie and Cory talk about Scottish accents, nonsense things moms say, and new adventures. In this episode, Nat a...
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Episode 54 - Sorry, It's the Chimichangas
Welcome back to papapapaPATHETIC and popopoooETIC. The only chaos poetry podcast, because why would you need more than one? Get ready to hear about middle school projects, really bad phone contact names, and podcast noises all while Cory slo...
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Episode 53 - I'm Too Pathetic For You
Why won’t you date us?? Ohh you will? You do!!?! Tonight? I think I’m free. I just need to listen to the newest episode of Pathetic and Poetic first!!This week on PnP, Cory and Nat talk about dating during the pandemic, the glorious ...
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Episode 52 - How a Wookie Cries
Have you been practicing your best evil villain laugh? Well, you should start because WE HAVE! Welcome back to Pathetic and Poetic. Nat and Cory sit down and talk about improvisation, jaw tension, drag names, and the gorgeous and wondrous vo...
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Episode 52
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Episode 51 - 'Chunk' is my 'Moist'
Natalie is in mourning over a truly awful taco based loss so her audio is a little vague. Please stand with her in her time of ground beef need. And with that - Welcome back to Pathetic and Poetic, the only podcast that will talk a...
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Episode 51
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Episode 50 - I'm Wunderbar! feat. Neil Hilborn
Everyone ready to pee into the wind and pee their pants?!? On the 50th Episode of Pathetic and Poetic, Natalie and Cory are joined by the incredible Neil Hilborn! Nat and Cory talk about fifty episodes of podcasting, Neil’s new project!, ste...
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Episode 49 - Sleep No More No More
Cover your eyes and shut your mouth, because this is a SPOOOKY episode of Pathetic and Poetic. After long long long last, Cory and Natalie go see Sleep No More in New York City! They talk about their whole show experiences and write poems in...
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Episode 49
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Episode 48 - Off Print Episode
Ever wanted to be haunted by a polite ghost? What type of formal attire would your ‘business brain’ wear to work? Is double ply toilet paper really worth the hype? What if Stella never got her groove back? We answer NONE of these questions o...
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Episode 47 - That was FYREEEE
This week, on the Pathetic and the Poetic, Cory has a controversial opinion about the Barbie movie, Natalie has a controversial opinion about Marvel, we discover that Anthony’s new girlfriend is actually his long lost twin sister Bath Anne, ...
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Episode 46 - There Are Worse Ways to Die in Time Square
Happy New Year's PnPeople! Let's start off 2024 with the flu! Nat and Cory chat about seasons change sniffles as well as seasonal affective disorder, adorable snotty children, and hilarious pharmacy encounters. This week Nat and Cory write a...
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Episode 46
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Episode 45 - Why Are You Trying to Fight on Christmas?
Sometimes that's just how the cookie crumbles, or slowly pulls apart. But however your cookies disintegrate, we still love you. Welcome back to Pathetic and Poetic. Here’s another gooey plate of delicious poetry and nonsense, starring Cory a...
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Episode 45
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Episode 44 - I Am Your Sleep Paralysis Demon
Who’s down for a little hibernation with a side of sleep paralysis? Grab a blanket, do a quick body scan and settle in for another episode of Pathetic and Poetic. Nat and Cory, your guided hibernation coaches will discuss trusting yourself, ...
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Episode 44
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Episode 43 - Green with Shell-ousy
Are you ready? Are you really ready? How ready do you feel? Because we’re ready to give you a brand new episode of Pathetic and Poetic, starring everyone’s favorite weekly comedy poetry podcast duo - Natalie and Cory! This week, we talk abou...
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Episode 43
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Episode 42 - Is Coffee Cup Also Toilet?
Good morning sleepy babies! Clasp some warm porcelain cause it’s time for an early morning recording of Pathetic and Poetic, starring Natalie - the ever vigilant ‘Litter Looker’ and the clickity clackity Cory! This week, we talk PnP’s Spotif...
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Episode 42
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Episode 41 - A Similar Butt Situation
Cory is under construction and Natalie is in a closet. Welcome back to the chaos you know and love! This is Pathetic and Poetic, where dignity takes a back seat. We talk questionable southwestern fashion choices, vaguely related butt stories...
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Episode 41
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Episode 40 - Do I Have Dyslexia But With Shapes?
Why aren't Polly Pocket’s clothes edible? Is there really a difference between a circle and a square? Are ravioli’s mini quesadillas? All of these nonsense questions and more will be…probably not actually answered…on another excited ep...
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Episode 40
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Episode 39 - The Dulcet Sounds of that Raging B!tch
Get ready to slap the bag and laugh with your whole mouth, it’s Pathetic and Poetic. Nat and Cory insult billions of fans by showing their indifference to K-Pop, talk about closing shows, and Cory’s Birthday Cabaret! This week, Natalie and C...
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Episode 39
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Episode 38 - Depresso Nerdy Ghost Week
If you’re not in a constant back and forth of spiraling life crisis and warm affectionate affirmations, then you’re not listening to Pathetic and Poetic. That’s some other show. So leave them a like and welcome back! We talk noise and hoardi...
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Episode 38
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